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Although my natural position (point guard) and genetic make-up ensured that I probably had Canada Goose Parka a better chance of being “like” Tim Hardaway or Isiah Thomas, like most other young ball players who hit their teens in the 90’s, I wanted to be like Mike. In fact, my adoration for Michael Jeffery Jordan went past mere 'like'. I purchased (well, my parents purchased) each pair of Canada Goose Jackets his signature sneakers. I — according to buy canada goose jacket cheap my mom — forced myself to be even more pigeon-toed and bowlegged than I already was to mimic his gait. And, in an admittance that’s either very funny or very creepy (or both), I cheap Canada Goose remember even being very disappointed when seeing his wife for the first time because she “looked too White.” (Look, I was an 11 year old Public Enemy and Malcolm X stan who thought dark-skinned men should only marry dark-skinned women. Don’t judge me. 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In Jordan’s case, he could have very easily made a couple very doable changes (i.e.: lower the price of the shoes, make them a “full” release instead of a limited one, etc) to preemptively quell the flames instead of fanning them.I’m not going to canada goose get into a discussion about capitalism and whether he has a right to sell his product just like anyone else. He (obviously) does. But, at what point should social responsibility supersede his devout commitment to the bottom line?[WHO'S TO BLAME FOR JORDAN MADNESS?]2. He dresses like he’s from canada goose clearance the future…if we lived canadian goose jacket in an alternate universe where the “future” was 1997.The“What The F*** is Michael buy canada goose jacket Jordan Wearing?”Tumblr blog has already done a bang-up job documenting MJ’s numerous sartorial calamities, so I won’t pile on. But, I will say that I have trouble trusting and/or wanting to be like anyone who willingly dresses like a character from Dick Tracy, and canada goose coats you should too.3. He may very well be the worst front-office executive in all of professional sportsSuperstar athletes rarely make for great coaches and general managers — their talent and success make it difficult for them to relate to and understand “average’ players — so this in canada goose black friday sale itself isn’t very surprising. But Jordan’s post-playing career is notable for the fact that it’s been a virtual assembly line of fail. From wasting numerous high draft picks to overseeing and ok-ing numerous horrible trades and signings, literallynothinghe’s done as an executive has made any of his teams any better.It actually almost seems like he’s actively trying to make his teamsworse, canada goose deals a fact that leads to…4. The lockout proved that he was the worst kind of hypocriteRemember the NBA lockout this summer, where the NBA owners shut Canada Goose Outlet down all business until they strong-armed the players into agreeing to a decidedly more owner-friendly collective bargaining agreement? (Just in case you don’t remember — and if you’re not one of the 125 or so diehard NBA fans left on the planet like I am, you probably don’t because you don’t pay any attention to the NBA until after the Super Bowl — lemme summarize it for you.The owners, who became billionaires through their embrace of capitalism collectively turned instant communist after they made some bad business decisions and lost some money.)Anyway, who was found out to be leading the charge, the one owner insistent on making the players sign the worse deal possible, the guy who actually wanted tosacrifice the entire seasonjust so the players would suffer and his crappy franchise wouldn’t lose any more money? Michael Jordan, of course — the same guy who, as a player, was a major advocate for Canada Goose Online NBA players' rights.During the 1998 labor negotiations, for example, Jordan famously told then Washington Wizards owner Abe Pollin: "If you can't make a profit, you should sell your team."5. He just doesn’t seem to be a very good personI realize that everyone has their own definition of what makes a person “good,” and those definitions can’t help but be completely arbitrary, subjective, and ultimately unreliable. I also realize how presumptuous gestiontb it can be for a person to make a value judgment on the “goodness” of a person they’ve never met. With that being said, nothing about Michael Jordan — his legendary cruelty and ability to hold petty grudges, his mean streak, his addiction to gambling, his infidelity, his Hitler mustache — suggests that he’d fit any definition of the word “good.”Now, I don’t know if any of this actually matters. Michael Jordan is one of the most famous and most successful human beings who’ve ever lived. He also became famous by being better than everyone else at a skill that doesn’t have any inherent “badness” to it. He was great at basketball, not beheading people. I suppose that, for many people, being successful at a skill that people appreciate matters much more than being a good person.But while this may be (and probably is) true, it’s also true that roughly 99.9999% of the population won’t be blessed with the type of genes that would enable someone to grow to 6’6’ and be able to dunk from the foul line. Instead of being like Mike, I think we’d all be better served to just be “good” people instead.Damon Young is the co-founder of the canada goose coats on sale award-winning siteVery Smart Brothasand co-author ofYour Degrees Won't Keep You Warm At Night: The canada goose canada goose outlet replica Very Smart Brothas Guide To Dating, Mating, and Fighting Crime." 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